I attended back to school night last night at my son’s elementary school. It was a dark and stormy night. (I just had to phrase it that way
) The rain was torrential. Anyway, as I dragged my soggy self into the auditorium, I noticed that many of the other moms looked like “a million bucks”. Not a drop of rain on them.
How do they do that?
This is definitely a talent I don’t possess. I can’t wait until the drowned rat look is in!





